just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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