The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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