check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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