Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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