Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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