dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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