I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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