I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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