dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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