He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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