Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We talked him into tasing himself.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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