I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...