How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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