Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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