You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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