Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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