I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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