i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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