but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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