It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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