she was so not down for the gang bang
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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