The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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