so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Drake has all the answers
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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