its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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