so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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