when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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