I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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