Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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