Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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