trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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