I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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