Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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