The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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