I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We are all done wearing pants today
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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