i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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