I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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