the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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