he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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