This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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