I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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