Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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