my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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