You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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