i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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