Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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