Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We left an ass print on the piano.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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