i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm really into asian looking animals
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
The adults are the big ones right?
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