when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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