Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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