Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Randomize
