I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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