first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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