we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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