And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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