Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You made out with two different species that night
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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