Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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